I Know It's Not Much, But...
We're decorating for Xmas today. It's been snowing a big sloppy mix of goopy slush. There's a guy down the street who has, like, millions of lights and all kinds of life-size plywood cutouts of characters from all the Xmas specials. Why compete with that?

[This is not the original blurry decorating photo. For some reason the iPod earbud photo above had the same name as the old Xmas tree picture and it got replaced by the truncated headphone. I think the el cheapo digital camera assigned the same gobbledegook name to them. This current photo was substituted by the editor. Thank you for your cooperation.]