Why Certain People Should Probably Be Forcibly Sterilized
People who feel a sudden inspiration to draw, while leaving two small children to play with a pile of popcorn. (This is what I drew.)

I'm far too lazy to go out and ride today, even though it is almost 50 degrees F here. It really is a very nice bike, it even has those fancy wheels with what looks like too few spokes to be prudent.
(This is what happened while I was lost in my artistic reverie. Popcorn, everywhere, and, inexplicably, Easter grass.)