He Must Have Learned It at School
This morning, when I asked Gabe to come eat breakfast instead of watching some dumb cartoon that will be repeated ad nauseum anyway, he said he couldn't because that was the only time "the freakin' show is on!"
Oh, that's just lovely. Real classy.
I asked him to repeat it, so I could write it down properly and he denied ever saying it. I asked if he said the word "freakin'" and he replied in angelic tones, "Heck, no."
This child is 6. Yesterday he came home from school and said someone got kicked in the nuts, "as in your privates!"


Heroes of the Revolution, 1993