This Is the Story of Your Red Right Ankle
Lauran's. A couple weeks ago she was bitten by a brown recluse spider while cleaning out her mother's filthy disgusting old house. At the time we thought it was just an ordinary blister. Then when it got yucky we thought it was a rash of some sort. Then it seemed to be eating up the skin around it, making a deep pus-oozing divot. So she went to the doctor, they confirmed the spider bite theory, and gave her some antibiotics. After 4 days it wasn't gettting any better, so she went back yesterday morning. Yesterday afternoon she had outpatient surgery to remove all the poisoned skin, since it will not heal on its own. Her progress will be checked, and skin grafts may be necessary, unless she wants a hole in her leg. There will be no pictures, folks, as it is just too ugly. I've seen it, and, let's just say, if you've seen The Passion, it looks like Jesus' back.