Welcome to My New Life
I've decided to become a monk and live in some remote monastery, with only my Birkenstocks and guitar. (I suppose I'll wear some sort of robe-y thing, but do monks wear underwear, I wonder?) Yeah, this whole worldly existence thing was wearing a bit thin. I think I'll spend the rest of my days contemplating eternal mysteries. As for the wife and kids...well, I'm sure they'll support my decision, when I tell them. Wish me luck! Oops! I mean, say a prayer!

"Blessed art thou, my son, for you shall see the vanquishment of the Wal-Marts and the RIAA, and all other evildoers of this world. Hold fast to your beliefs and us good guys will win in the end."