My Ugly Mug
The other day at work I was the last one to get to the coffee altar, so I got stuck with the world's ugliest mug. It really perplexes me. As if the turtle with the bubble pipe isn't weird enough, there's the crabs jumping up to pop the bubbles as they float by. The coffee just didn't taste right with all that strangeness on the outside, so I went to the coffeeshop across the street.