But I Play One on TV
Gabe's friends asked if I was in the Tour de France. He explained that only famous bike riders go to that.

In other news, I am the best Poppa.
While their Momma is away I have allowed them to eat a steady diet of popcorn, Happy Meals, and cheap ice cream. Plus I bought them each a new pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.


I seem to be having a run of bad pictures. This is my official portrait for work, and, again, I look deranged.