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First, I should have known it was gonna be a bad day when I noticed the smell from the milk factory on my ride in to work. Today's scent: burnt Cheez-Its soaked with soy sauce. I now no longer drink milk.
Second, Gabe came home screaming, I'm told, missing patches of skin on his elbows and knees, after a crash on (off) his bike. When I saw him later I told him that "only the bravest bike riders survive such a bad crash." He looked at me blankly and said, "OK," and left. Well, I felt better, anyway.
Third, on my way out the driveway after lunch I ran over a child's bicycle. My own, in this case. We do have a spare bike for him that's a little bigger. He's been insisting he's big enough. Now we'll get to see.
Oh, I am such a bad father.
First, I should have known it was gonna be a bad day when I noticed the smell from the milk factory on my ride in to work. Today's scent: burnt Cheez-Its soaked with soy sauce. I now no longer drink milk.
Second, Gabe came home screaming, I'm told, missing patches of skin on his elbows and knees, after a crash on (off) his bike. When I saw him later I told him that "only the bravest bike riders survive such a bad crash." He looked at me blankly and said, "OK," and left. Well, I felt better, anyway.
Third, on my way out the driveway after lunch I ran over a child's bicycle. My own, in this case. We do have a spare bike for him that's a little bigger. He's been insisting he's big enough. Now we'll get to see.
Oh, I am such a bad father.
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