Barely Legal
(Googlers, this is not what you want.)

It's this:

I'm not sure how it's legal and safe, but it seems to be. In town you can't have a firepit or burn barrel--which is fine, as all the yahoos in the country burn their garbage and I've inhaled more than enough petrochemicals for a lifetime--but it's OK to have one these portable firepit dealies. We just got the little one, several neighbors have the big ones with wheels. It's fun to light a little fire in the backyard, roast marshmallows, etc. I think we'll do some practic camping in the yard this week.