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OK, I didn't see any bears.
But I did see what people do with their garbage up in the hollows (pron. "hollers") of Kentucky--they throw it over the side of a mountain, and call it a "Tennesee Wal-Mart." No kidding. And they don't say "y'all" or even "all y'all" (the plural), they say "you'uns." No kidding.