I Am The Heart That You Call Home
Have I mentioned that I am acquainted with all the local crazies?
I know the guy who wears multiple hats and jackets and pants all at the same time. Also, wigs?
I know the guy who can't read or write and is always "just passing through."
I know the lady who goes into the jewelry store once a week to get her gumball machine jewelry cleaned for free.
There may be others.
Oh, yeah, the toothless Mexican. (No offense is implied, he IS from Mexico--there are a lot of migrant workers here still).