I Am a Writer, Writer of Fiction
Oh!
How could I forget the number one crazy family in this town?
I'm not entirely sure of their last name, but I know the husband(?) is Jimmy. Jimmy has several personas, two of which I have been privileged to meet: the remorseful jailhouse killer (in black leather motorcycle jacket) and the preacher (in powder blue suit). He also has two sisters(?) girlfriends(?) wives(?), who walk around town with an old push mower or spend their afternoons sitting on the lawn of the elementary school. I assume they're mostly harmless, but the other day I did see Jimmy screaming at passing cars.
This is all true.