The Horror!
There will be no pictures. It's too embarrassing, too incriminating.
I didn't really know, honest!
They didn't come with any label or logo on the case.
My glasses are supposedly made by Nike. Nike! Child-labor rapists of the world!
I would never have bought them. The salesgirl didn't tell me. But there's little tiny swooshes by the hinges, and the tiny printing inside the legs(?, arms?) confirms it. I've been wearing them for months and never noticed? What's wrong with me? I feel so ashamed.

Yet they do suit me.