Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Winston Churchill's famous line came to mind when I watched
Master & Commander while the rest of this nation wetted its collective self over the end of
Friends. (I thought it was over years ago...) In the movie I saw two out of the three, can you guess which? It was enjoyable enough, and it did have some compelling sequences, but on the whole it didn't have a certain...I dunno...depth. I liked the ship's doctor character and the way he and Aubrey related. Sort of a Kirk and Spock on the open sea thing. Russell Crowe was OK in his role, but he sometimes seemed like the whole thing was a
Beautiful Mind hallucination. He even grunted the same way that character did. It was sad when the midshipman drowned himself. And when the little boy got his arm chopped off. I was very curious about it, but waited until just now to finally see it. I remember all the weird old men who came into Borders when I worked there, looking for the latest Patrick O'Brian novel. The weird guy on staff who did the sci-fi/fantasy section said it was some of the best adventure writing out there, much better than most serial stuff.
PS Historically speaking, it seems unclear whether or not those words actually came from Winston's cigar-filled mouth, but he gets credit for them nonetheless.
Disclaimer I already apologized to Mr Chris Funk, guitarist with The Decemberists, for insulting his guitar on this blog and on the yahoo list. I promised to buy him a drink in June to make up for it. He agreed and even signed his email, "Mr Nice Guy." Now, in order to keep my good name clear, I want it known that I did not have anything to do with
this. Whoever posted this photo and caption was not me. Honest. He or she is entitled to his/her opinion. I, however, no longer share it. If Mr Funk wants to play a lavender guitar with little red roses, that's fine. No matter what color it is, he plays it way better than I'll ever be able to, so I'll just put my hand over my mouth and shut up about it now. (Thanks to Ada for finding this for me.)
Final Note I went and did the Pantone colorstrology thing. And guess what color I came back as? No, your monitor is fine, that ain't lavender.