Sputter
If you can think of something that won't make me mad(der), you win.



Edit: I win! I win! I was listening to Tom Heinl's hilarious piss-take of Tom Hall's old comboy tune, "I Love." That cheered me up! I went and got the chords and I'll think I'll sit here in my office and try to play it.
“I love kids on a leash, anything Siamese, underwear on a dog and Lincoln Logs.”

Ah, life is good.