Potty Humor
I was searching for a phrase the other day, "dark meat sandwich of the underworld." Sam called me one.
I didn't find any references to that, though I think it's from a Cartoon Network show. What I did find is a poop blog. It was horrible. People write in their experiences on the pot. Graphic detail. Too much for me.

Another commode query: why do people spit old gum in urinals? Do they think it will be some kind of air freshener or cleaner? It just looks extra rubbery and makes NOT want to chew gum anymore.

Also, Behold the power of my kneecap to ROCK!

OK, maybe not.

Sam was following me around with a camera the other day.