This Is Why I Hate The Public Schools
Every week, along with his spelling words (usually an infuriating combination of assonant near-rhymes), Gabe has to write a couple of sentences. The thing is, they're bizarre. Obviously, they're designed to take advantage of as many of the words on the list as possible, but they disturb me.
This week's examples: "The wives of the elves found the leaves on the rooftop." "Whose bone was left on the shelf after lunch?" Also recently: "How did you know when the skies started to turn black?" "The children's duties were to save the pennies as their hobbies." "The babies in the cities were beauties to him."
Creepy!


But I love Beatle toys!