Sick At Noon For The Last Time
The trip was horribly eventful--in a "beginning of kidney stones" sort of way. Oh, cursed genetics!
I will, by shear force of will, prevent any future problems with those pesky mineral deposits and crystals.

Good luck to me.

Old Robyn had it right in the song 1974:

You have two coffees, one of them is one coffee too many for you
on a health kick, yeah! trying to lead a middle-aged life
well it's either that or drop dead
wait till you get older than this and then
turn around and tell me I was young for my age

Coffee is a leading cause of kidney stone formation, I read today. Damn!