Who's The Fairest Of Them All?
Wow! I found the place that makes name and flag stickers like on pro racers' bikes! I can have the same sticker George Hincapie has, only without his name on it. This place also does custom paint and decal jobs...oh my!...I already did the guitars, so what's next, a bike? O M G. How cool would that be?
I can also order custom socks, and jerseys, but a single jersey is like over $100. Both of the latter places sell nice off the rack stuff, too, for good deals.

I came up with a new art thing. Large-scale versions of the weird little drawings I do. This is a test.

I could order up a bike that looks like one of my drawings.

If I had a spare $1,000 (plus the bike to put it on).