Hee hee, He Said "Ass"
I released my inner 14 year old recently when I was prowling around the internet and found a band name generator. I typed in "ass" and these are the results:
Ass Cranapple
Porcine Spinach of the Purple Ass
Ass Custodian
Demented Ass
Ass Moment
Ass Wednesday
Maroon Ass
Left Nightclub
Cherry of the Ass Spirit
Shapely Ass
Failing Ass
World Ass
Ass Ankle
Outer Space of the Ass Beaver
Ass Rib
Degrading Goat
Ass Ass
Channel of the Weed
Awesome Cheddar
Ass of the Simian
Butt-Ugly Subject
Groovy Lady
Ass Subject of the Conductive Slug
Ass of the Blur

I can't help but chuckle out loud at a few of them.

Also, this is the design on the bag of the music store in town when you buy enough junk to need a bag.

Rock on, dude! Notice that it's an acoustic guitar--with only 5 strings? And it's capo'ed.