Thursday, March 31, 2005

Three For The Road
After two long days of jury duty I have to go on a four day trip for work. So, this morning I got up at 6am to play Mario Kart with Gabe. I am the best dad, ever.

But then I did this blog post, so I am a dad with mixed motives, but still the best.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Punctured Bicycle, On A Hillside Desolate
My first ride on my new bike (Scattante R-660).
First impressions: nicer fit than my last bike (KHS Flite 500), longer top tube and stem probably the reason...lighter by over 2 pounds, which is a ton in the cycling world...so light, in fact, that it was hard to ride no-handed--maybe the 20mph wind had something to do with that...stiff frame, which is good, and carbon seatstays and fork and seatpost took the buzz away.
It was brutally windy, and the whole first leg was evil. It took an hour to go 12 miles. The way back, with that powerful tailwind, took a little over 30 minutes. So, it's pretty speedy. I'm sure I'll fiddle with things all season, maybe adjust some things a millimeter or two here or there.
Pros: No punctures today, which is nice. Last year I was plagued with them. Awesome bike. Shimano has done a great job with the Ultegra 10 group. Supergo has done a great job of spec'ing a great bike at an unbelievable price point. Mother in law has done the best thing by getting it for me. I am gonna leave my old friends in the club in my dust this year. Nice, huh? Well, we'll see. I remember one racer dude complaining that he'd only done 1000 miles by March last year. What? I usually don't hit that until mid May. I never came in better than 3rd last year.
Cons: The weather. The uninspiring landscape. That's about it.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

There Are Angels In Your Angles

Saturday, March 26, 2005

In A Bathroom Stall Off The National Mall
Things I love about Picaresque, track by track.

The Infanta—the sheer spaciousness of it, the galloping rhythm. Makes me think of the final battle scene in Return of the King, with those elephant things. I know I’m a geek. More rock songs need shofars (but not in a Jethro Tull flutey way)

We Both Go Down Together—the violin just weaves in perfectly, especially in the tiny coda with the shakers and the prickly guitar notes. Dual (underage?) suicide!

Eli, The Barrow Boy—Rachel and Colin’s voices blend perfectly here. Could be an old folk tune.

The Sporting [Lust for] Life—the next person who disses Rachels’ drumming shall get my cleats up their bum. Horns and banjo add to the awesomeness! More rock songs need tambourine breakdowns!

The Bagman's Gambit—everyone talks about how theatrical The Mariner is, but this is the dramatic moment for me. The gentle strumming in the verses contrasted with the loud shreddy bits is spine-tingling. Is this another of those "Cold War spies compromised by their gay love affair" sort of songs so popular these days?

From My Own True Love—maybe because it’s a grey and cold day here, but this song so amazingly captures a feeling/atmosphere/lack of central heating I had goosebumps on my hairy arm. People are saying it's weak, but they haven't listened to it right after coming in from a cold and sloppy bike ride. Do that, then we'll talk.

16 Military Wives—since I first heard this on live tapes from going back to October 2003 it has captivated me. The warbly guitar (is that delay?) is like aural body surfing. Now that I’ve seen the video I must stop Henry Stowecroft at all costs! Even though the lyrics say nananana, everyone knows it’s la di da di da.

The Engine Driver—The extra guitar that you hear in the empty spaces at the beginning is way cool (for lack of a better term). Again, Rachel’s pipes. And Chris Funk!

On the Bus Mall—channeling the spirit of Stephen Patrick Morrissey. In a very old interview the old bard of Manchester talked about how he liked to go from the utterly mundane to the totally seedy in the space of one song. From rat-trap motels to furtive fellatio, in this case. Also, I love how Engine and this are attached when stupid iTunes doesn’t blend them for you on playback. Right after hearing this it would be good to hear the Morrissey EP.

The Mariner’s Revenge—isn’t this an old seaman ballad from 1793? It should be (and that’s a good thing). It’s like Barry Lyndon meets Pinnochio and Jonah. The spinny waltzy at the end is very nice, too. Make me miss Rachel as a bandmember. But she (and Adam) can always be found in Norfolk & Western, and, right now, out on the road with that M Ward fellow.

Of Angels And Angles—like fine filigree lace, or dewdrops in spiderwebs. It doesn't make sense, per se, but it does somehow capture something.

The overall lushness of the production says, “Listen to me with really good headphones.” You’ll hear a voice whispering while Rachel sings on The Mariner, which adds to the creepiness. All sorts of stuff is happening in the loud parts of Bagman. I know some think that the sparseness of Castaways is the ideal, but the arrangements and production here are perfect. It really is an amazing thing to hear. Lauran even likes it.
EDIT: not all the girl parts are sung by Rachel. But I wish they were.

Friday, March 25, 2005

What Language Shall I Borrow?

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Shades of Imelda? Not On My Salary
Keep listening! (See below.) I know I will.

It snowed here last night. It's SPRING, gosh darn it!
I've already started riding my old mountain bike in to work in the mornings, as is my tradition. It's a good way to sneak in some extra miles and the route includes the biggest hill in the county (which isn't saying much). I read somewhere, probably some pro-bike propaganda, that if your commute to work is about 5 miles or less, the time saved by driving is negligible. It seems to be true. If I drive, with lights and rednecks in the way, it takes about 8 minutes. If I ride, it takes 9 and a half.
I even got a new pair of shoes to wear there (I use SPD sneaker-y shoes on the ride, so I always keep some shoes under my desk.) At the store all they had was various kinds of indie kid footwear, like those things that look like old suede sneakers, the only other option being things that look like lumberjack boots. I've already got a couple of pairs of Docs, so I went with these:

I am amazed that it took so long for these styles to penetrate the midwest from the coasts and I still think they look like clown shoes, but I'll deal with it. There's lots of toe room for my poor doggies, so that's a plus. I tend to have rather narrow feet that get wider at the toes (well, everybody does, to some extent). Plus, buying them at JC Penney's is not very indie.

This post could have been about something interesting.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

A Picaresque Day
Officially, it's the day to listen to The Decemberists new album.

It couldn't be more fantastical. Cold War spies! Revenge on and under the high seas! The Engine Driver (at last)! Male prostitutes at the bus station! Spanish baby princesses! And a cast of thousands! The theatrical packaging perfectly matches the tone of the songs. Five stars! Congratulations Colin, Nate, Chris, Jenny, Petra, John (and Rachel), as well as Chris Walla. You've topped yourselves again! Some of the songs have been in live sets since 2003, but it's nice to hear them as fully realized arrangements.

The video for 16 Military Wives is on MTV2, I hear. Chris Funk endearingly portrays Carl. Colin himself is a bit of a bully as Henry Stowecroft. I'm pretty sure this cameo (it's full of them) is a VIP.

Also, you can spot John Roderick, Chris Walla, Corrina Repp, Tom Heinl, Alicia Rose, Carson Ellis and others. But not Conor Oberst.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

No Business Like Show Business
I've decided that a good way to go through life would be to be happy about small things.
Like, I don't have some horrible skin disorder that leaves me all warty and pocked.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get
Jamie and I are cooking these up. Maybe we should go into the t-shirt business. I'd buy one!

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

This Is Why I Hate The Public Schools
Every week, along with his spelling words (usually an infuriating combination of assonant near-rhymes), Gabe has to write a couple of sentences. The thing is, they're bizarre. Obviously, they're designed to take advantage of as many of the words on the list as possible, but they disturb me.
This week's examples: "The wives of the elves found the leaves on the rooftop." "Whose bone was left on the shelf after lunch?" Also recently: "How did you know when the skies started to turn black?" "The children's duties were to save the pennies as their hobbies." "The babies in the cities were beauties to him."
Creepy!


But I love Beatle toys!

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Fame, Fame, Fatal Fame, It Can Play Hideous Tricks On The Brain
Billy Bragg once sang about "the fifteen fame-filled minutes of the fanzine writer."
Now, this isn't really a Decemberists fansite that I write here, but still...

I got a namecheck on the eBay page for Chris Funk's guitar (the charity auction). I tried to buy it myself, but it went too high, too fast. The other guy seems to want it real bad, and has the cash to spare, so, it would be rude of me to put in a higher bid, just to drive up the price, but it is for a good cause...

Other recent namechecks include a thread about me on the Decemberists Message Board, from when I became a moderator.

I'm gonna try real hard and not let this all go to my head. I'm not any kind of insider! I still don't even know what kind of cereal Colin eats, though I do know he prefers American Spirit ciggies.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Potty Humor
I was searching for a phrase the other day, "dark meat sandwich of the underworld." Sam called me one.
I didn't find any references to that, though I think it's from a Cartoon Network show. What I did find is a poop blog. It was horrible. People write in their experiences on the pot. Graphic detail. Too much for me.

Another commode query: why do people spit old gum in urinals? Do they think it will be some kind of air freshener or cleaner? It just looks extra rubbery and makes NOT want to chew gum anymore.

Also, Behold the power of my kneecap to ROCK!

OK, maybe not.

Sam was following me around with a camera the other day.
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