I win!
Yesterday Sam told me I was the champion pooper in the family. I replied that we're all champion poopers in this house. I only said it to build some team spirit around here. I've never really tried to compete at that sort of thing.
And Gabe told me that my nose hairs were too long.


It's a pirate squirrel, by Gabe. Correction: "It's a squirrel with his eye poked out. Someone shot him in the eye with a gun."

He was right.