All secrets sleep in winter shoes

I was told recently that I was wearing "winter shoes" in the summer. The Clark Desert Treks. I had no idea! I mean, I can see how big puffy snow boots would be winter shoes...
So I got me some summer sneakers, Converse All-Star Premieres, which come in lovely, unsneakerly colors and have, get this for attention to detail, oval eyelets, leather tags, and slightly off-white laces! Whoa!

I couldn't sleep last night at first cuz I was trying to write a folk ballad about how some cyclists at the Tour de France get caught doping and have to go to hell to answer for their unsporting crimes. It should be good. I've always wanted to be Woody Guthrie, minus the debilitating disease and relationship disasters.