I Like Your Twisted Point of View, Mike
Things I wish I would never see again:
1. Vehicles with Dale Earnhardt memorial stickers on them. His estate does not want your truck to be his rolling gravestone. Scrape that sticker off NOW!
2. Calvin pissing on anything. I know I've mentioned this before, but damn!, those things make me SOOOOO mad!
3. People who think that when cars are making left turns from opposite directions of an intersection they must criss-cross like a do-si-do. OK, that sentence is very poorly contructed but you know what I mean. Turn PAST each other, people, not AROUND! You don't have to do it your way! It's a BAD IDEA!
4. Those Amish-style beards on young, non-Amish men...oh! and flavor-saver soulpatches. HATE HATE HATE THEM!
Oh, there's lots more things that infuriate me in this world, but I'm not going to mention them all, as I am, as usual, striving to maintain a positive outlook on life.
Anyone want a hot toddy?
1. Vehicles with Dale Earnhardt memorial stickers on them. His estate does not want your truck to be his rolling gravestone. Scrape that sticker off NOW!
2. Calvin pissing on anything. I know I've mentioned this before, but damn!, those things make me SOOOOO mad!
3. People who think that when cars are making left turns from opposite directions of an intersection they must criss-cross like a do-si-do. OK, that sentence is very poorly contructed but you know what I mean. Turn PAST each other, people, not AROUND! You don't have to do it your way! It's a BAD IDEA!
4. Those Amish-style beards on young, non-Amish men...oh! and flavor-saver soulpatches. HATE HATE HATE THEM!
Oh, there's lots more things that infuriate me in this world, but I'm not going to mention them all, as I am, as usual, striving to maintain a positive outlook on life.
Anyone want a hot toddy?
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