Hey! What's That Fruit Cocktail Doing in My Closet?

And why is that tape measure in the freezer? And why is there a baseball bat in my bed? And...why is there a shirt on my stool in my lair with this note on it?

*sniffle!*
Hey!
That shirt doesn't smell nice at all! Where'd you get that from? The sewer? Ew! Uck! Bleeeeeeh! Gross!

Ha ha ha.

Two little boys have strange ideas for April Fools jokes.

Email me for one more, it's really good! *snickers*