OK, who wants coffee?

I do! I do!

I’m leaving you all of my car parts, I didn’t have the money or I would have gotten roses

Work is a four letter word.

I got a new computer and bright future in sales

Seem to have gotten job two.

Now I just need to have all days increased to 30 hours and I'll be fine. Same amount of sleep, time to eat, etc, just more time each day. I will write my congressman (again).

Let's Make the World's Stupidest Stand and Truly Mean It

One job ready to go. Still need another.
But one job is good to have.

Art for Art's Sake

Great
Hamster
Decapitations

Gory
Heads of
Decadence

Garrulous
Heaps of
Dung

Gorillas
Hate
Dobros

Now you do some! In the Comments, s v p !

B is for

It seems to get dark so much earlier these days. Pre-Fall is like that I guess. Also, I've been used to being on the far end of the time zone for the last buncha years, so everything seems shifted in time.

i can has

K is for kitteh.

C is for

I should try again with the Sesame Street people, to see if I can get a recording of the segment that me, Sarah, et al, were in, back in like 1977. I'd like to show it to the men someday.

"I am rich with bubbles!"

Gabe famously said that a long time ago.
Now he likes coins and the green stuff.
Can't blame him.

Rainy Days and Tuesdays Always Get Me Down

At least it's not wet and rainy again.
So, we'll have a Wednesday!
But we won't be having any Carpenters songs, no matter what day it is. Sorry.

What gives this mess some grace unless it's kicks, man

First day of school for the men.
A good day for Poppa.

I've Seen the Greasy Interior of Many a Mind

Let there be more art! With colors! And drips! Splatters! Hatches! Oh, glorious art!

It Gave Us the Terrabyte, It Gave Us 117

School starts for the men on Monday. It will be a good thing. We're getting school bags packed and everything staged, arranged and readified. Sam got an assignment in the mail--to make a paper bag puppet, which he is supposed to use to talk about himself to his new class. This sounds cute now, but what will he do when he goes to job interviews in 15 years? Pull out a tattered lunchbag with googly eyes and pipe cleaners barely clinging on after repeated repairs?

Gross

Do not, under any circumstance, eat "ROCK'N RAISINS." "Tart fruity coating, sweet raisin center." Yeah, right.
Gabe said he was gonna puke.
I agree.

Look! Listen!

Recent news:
Sammy can ride a two-wheeler!
Sammy had cavities in his baby teeth.
Gabe uses deoderant and smells a whole lot nicer.
Gabe had no cavities.
School starts on Monday, thank God.

Also, the other new album of the Summer has been the new John Vanderslice.

I am still "in transition" = unemployed.

Fabulous!

Today some jerks in an oldish Corolla rolled down their windows and screamed stuff at me, which was not fun.