We're driving through the valley of malls

Forget Stacy's Mom, Gabe and I have been enjoying the rest of the back catalog of Fountains of Wayne. As a father, I'm glad he's so enamored of power pop. We'll make sure he gets some good stuff and leaves the whole HiHiPuffyAmiYumi thing behind. They grow up so fast!

The words you use should be your own

Read about this in Newsweek. Interesting. Of course, when I read it I said, "Wow, that's a lot of work to save a little money."

So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?

New favorite site.

I see you're drinking 1%

Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

God! I love that movie sometimes!

How Uplifting!

Sammy drew these portraits while the congregation sang uplifting hymns.



My kids rock!

La haaaaa!

Egg hunt gallery.

Gotta catch em all

Egg Hunt tomorrow.

Prizes!

Sulfury smells!

All the things that go to make heaven and earth

Really digging the new New Ps album that came out, when, last year, over the Summer? Challengers!

Free video!

Healthy Spicy Tuna

Ah, the delicacies one can enjoy at Penn Station!

NYC photo blog.

Victory!

Another stone from the cemetery. This one scared me. The inset of Jesus is from a couple feet to the left of Bozo the Evil Grave Clown, same stone.

Also, all in all, I'm pleased with the new wiper blades on the Golden Focus.

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

A stalwart stag looks on in sympathy as Mary, the angels, a small boy and some tiki heads mourn the loss of the little girl statue.

Been up all night, harnessing spheres, keeping the good ones

Yes, I know the perspective is a little off. That's just how I roll, as the kids say. The kids also might say something like "get your perspective on." I've always assumed getting something on is good.
Insert smiley emoticon here.

People take pictures of each other, just to prove that they really existed

Megapixels, shmegapixels.

More Proof

Someone's Poppa helped him make this car.

It's still craziness, I say!

Give up now, humanity

Hummer limos?

No good explanation.

Ever.

Especially not for pinewood derby cars.

Craziness, I say!

They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know

The pleasures of parenting two little men: example number 1--endless fart, wiener, pee and yo mama "jokes."

And Legos on the floor in the dark. Ouch!

If it's on the internet, it must be true

There is no such thing as a home cancer test.
You can't get it at CVS or anywhere else.
You do not pee on the stick to see if you have cancer.
Anyone who says such a thing is kidding.
Again, there is no such thing.

And I am nothing of a builder

I told the men that if they're rude, they have to pay me a dollar each time.
Then they asked me if I'll pay them when they're good. I said I didn't think so. They proceeded to tell me I'm cool, hip, the nicest, the greatest, etc. They said it was a free sample.

I'm still not gonna pay them.

And so we're told this is the golden age

Yesterday I wrestled near-frozen, very long extension cords back into nice, tidy rolls. Well, one cord. And it didn't really cooperate.
Then on my drive to work I listened to a U2 cover by Amanda and Brian.
Then I went to work. I had soup for lunch.
Then it started snowing. I came home.
I went to bed.
The End.