Uck

Scombroid food poisoning
Do not want! (again...ever)

Nasty!

The can looked so cool and Russian. It promised coffee flavor and energy. It delivered on both, but it was a nasty fake coffee flavor and it made my heart pound for a while. But other than that, it was great. It reminds me of this famous quote: "This is great but I can't feel my thumbs!"

A Series of Tubes!

Going on vacation in a few days.
To fix some pool pipes and eat seafood.
Ride bikes.
Walk on the beach at midnight.
That sorta thing.

Lies!

The Weather Channel lied to me!
It wasn't supposed to rain until the afternoon!
Grrr!
But not as grrrr as that dude in the big box truck who decided to roll out of a driveway in neutral while I was passing. Choice words were exchanged.

A floral arrangement fake gourd for your amusement.

On A Tuesday They Caught Me With A File

The morning wind blew hard that day.
Many branches and leaves were lost.
Squirrels had to find new homes.
Blisters sprouted up and sweat ran down spines.
No amount of analogies would make sense of it all.
The simple truth is determination and a saw.

Some good points...some bad points

Not the best day to test out riding to work.
And back.
Humidity. Dewpoint.
Etc.