<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:38:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Castor &amp; Pollux</title><description/><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>968</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-4995085041343236743</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-13T08:03:24.930-04:00</atom:updated><title>Nasty!</title><description>The can looked so cool and Russian.  It promised coffee flavor &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; energy.  It delivered on both, but it was a nasty fake coffee flavor &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; it made my heart pound for a while.  But other than that, it was great.  It reminds me of this famous quote: "This is great but I can't feel my thumbs!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/javacrap08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/08/nasty.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-5358403081846158760</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-12T10:48:53.081-04:00</atom:updated><title>A Series of Tubes!</title><description>Going on vacation in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;To fix some pool pipes and eat seafood.&lt;br /&gt;Ride bikes.&lt;br /&gt;Walk on the beach at midnight.&lt;br /&gt;That sorta thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/pvc16asitsingsyougoodnight08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/08/series-of-tubes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-4290167632184688629</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-11T11:15:05.883-04:00</atom:updated><title>Lies!</title><description>The Weather Channel lied to me!&lt;br /&gt;It wasn't supposed to rain until the afternoon!&lt;br /&gt;Grrr!&lt;br /&gt;But not as grrrr as that dude in the big box truck who decided to roll out of a driveway in neutral while I was passing.  Choice words were exchanged.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A floral arrangement fake gourd for your amusement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/floralgourd08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/08/lies.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-1086529642525033268</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-06T22:00:34.866-04:00</atom:updated><title>On A Tuesday They Caught Me With A File</title><description>The morning wind blew hard that day.&lt;br /&gt;Many branches and leaves were lost.&lt;br /&gt;Squirrels had to find new homes.&lt;br /&gt;Blisters sprouted up and sweat ran down spines.&lt;br /&gt;No amount of analogies would make sense of it all.&lt;br /&gt;The simple truth is determination and a saw.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/tuesdaytrees08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/08/on-tuesday-they-caught-me-with-file.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-2442092611606484143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-03T20:32:48.785-04:00</atom:updated><title>Some good points...some bad points</title><description>Not the best day to test out riding to work.&lt;br /&gt;And back.&lt;br /&gt;Humidity.  Dewpoint.&lt;br /&gt;Etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/reallysorrysteven08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/08/some-good-pointssome-bad-points.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-2733895416241417649</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-30T22:44:43.213-04:00</atom:updated><title>Better learn how to play guitar with a plink and a plunk</title><description>Maybe I can find my copy of &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;French Revolutions&lt;/span&gt;, by Tim Moore.  A very funny book.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I can make this grow.&lt;br /&gt;Or at least not die.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/gentletungtung08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/better-learn-how-to-play-guitar-with.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-6868530769898812539</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-30T22:25:50.738-04:00</atom:updated><title>Of Quoits and Cutthroat Badminton</title><description>Otherwise known as Laura's birthday!&lt;br /&gt;Everyone had a sweaty good time!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/shuttlecocksofdeath08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/of-quoits-and-cutthroat-badminton.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-800991480716899048</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-27T13:02:15.744-04:00</atom:updated><title>Midnight Mothra Madness!</title><description>Laura's birthday weekend=Mosura cookies.&lt;br /&gt;Kaiju snacks!&lt;br /&gt;Yum!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/mothracutting.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/mothradecorating.jpg"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/midnight-mothra-madness.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-9055332599792959177</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-24T06:39:01.463-04:00</atom:updated><title>Vitamins!</title><description>B!&lt;br /&gt;and more B.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/vitaminmeat.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/vitamins.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-727082862500154773</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-23T06:19:55.765-04:00</atom:updated><title>One Last Time</title><description>No more teeth out please?&lt;br /&gt;Please?&lt;br /&gt;I don't like this game anymore.&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully everything will be good to go for sushi this weekend.  Gaping mouth wounds and raw fish may not work out so well, says Laura.  But think of the Omega 3s!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I crack myself up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/lastoothout08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/one-last-time.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-4578390499971217252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-22T07:09:46.604-04:00</atom:updated><title>Hey now, Fletcher, don't keep me up late</title><description>Another day, another tooth says goodbye.&lt;br /&gt;Here's to sipping my food for the next few days (again)!&lt;br /&gt;Cheers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/bentolunch08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/hey-now-fletcher-dont-keep-me-up-late.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-898584423200121208</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-16T22:37:40.526-04:00</atom:updated><title>Random Updates</title><description>Hey!  Ass-person who decided it was OK to turn left in front of me as I was coming down a hill on my bike, with the right of way, following all applicable traffic laws?  I hope you got where you were going safe and on time.  I'm taking the high road here, so to speak.  Next time you might want to think about the safety of cyclists, who have every right to be on the roads too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm glad Laura is in NJ.&lt;br /&gt;I miss the men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Robyn show was recorded, nicely.&lt;br /&gt;Setlist:&lt;br /&gt;disc 1&lt;br /&gt;1-Robyn intro&lt;br /&gt;2-Museum Of Sex&lt;br /&gt;3-I'm Only You&lt;br /&gt;4-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;5-The Cheese Alarm&lt;br /&gt;6-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;7-I Got The Hots&lt;br /&gt;8-Glass Hotel&lt;br /&gt;9-Idonia&lt;br /&gt;10-The Idea Of You&lt;br /&gt;11-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;12-Victorian Squid&lt;br /&gt;13-Creeped Out&lt;br /&gt;14-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;15-I Feel Beautiful&lt;br /&gt;16-Oceanside&lt;br /&gt;17-The Wreck of The Arthur Lee&lt;br /&gt;18-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;19-Underground Sun&lt;br /&gt;20-Only The Stones Remain&lt;br /&gt;21-encore break-&lt;br /&gt;disc 2&lt;br /&gt;1-Heaven&lt;br /&gt;2-The Afterlife&lt;br /&gt;3-Robyn banter...&lt;br /&gt;4-Ole Tarantula&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me know if you want a copy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/cantsketchallday08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/random-updates.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-8292709081320024277</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-19T21:38:46.803-04:00</atom:updated><title>(It's Official!) Beads and Fish Changed Hands</title><description>Robyn show last night in an unlikely suburb of NJ.&lt;br /&gt;Laura, my sweetie, was there (her first show) and Matthew was as well.&lt;br /&gt;A great, tight set by an engaged, happy Robyn.&lt;br /&gt;More later!&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully a recording happened.&lt;br /&gt;Also it was wicked cold in there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/robynatblend.jpg"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/its-official-men-were-executed.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-415023733488408589</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-17T10:01:26.530-04:00</atom:updated><title>This is why we can't have nice things</title><description>Coffee, all over the Mini's keyboard, the Swedish hipster desk...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I blame tooth pain for impairing my judgment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/caliperstooth410.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-2882734637151380780</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-08T08:15:12.367-04:00</atom:updated><title>So many messages to send</title><description>A busy schedule lately!&lt;br /&gt;There's bike rides to go on, teeth to be pulled, Robyn Hitchcock shows to attend, and a pretty girl to spend the weekend with.  Or, with which to spend the weekend.  Grammar!  Girlfriend!&lt;br /&gt;And &lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/gourdtopia/"&gt;gourds&lt;/a&gt; to wear!&lt;br /&gt;Tschüß!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/schlafendechickie410.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/07/busy-schedule-lately-theres-bike-rides.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-4564138790804404967</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-25T21:11:19.951-04:00</atom:updated><title>Schmerz!</title><description>Not much to say.&lt;br /&gt;Other than a visit to the dentist revealed a wisdom tooth that needs to come out.&lt;br /&gt;"It must hurt quite a bit."&lt;br /&gt;"Nope.  Haven't felt a thing.  Honest."&lt;br /&gt;"Really?"&lt;br /&gt;So, apparently, I have major tolerance to mouth pain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/tooftocomeout08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/schmerz.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-833568756530922676</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-22T15:43:23.777-04:00</atom:updated><title>Whew!</title><description>All those socks I thought were gone?&lt;br /&gt;(I really was perplexed--why didn't I ever have any socks?)&lt;br /&gt;My brother had them.&lt;br /&gt;Well, they're back now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Safe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/soxerz08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/whew.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-1491565449878857203</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-16T01:10:00.197-04:00</atom:updated><title>Pinched</title><description>I'm taking suggestions for my next book to read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nonfiction, I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unless it's good fiction.  But nothing too pomo arty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please send LC numbers, ISBN numbers or Amazon links.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/pinchersdrumkey08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/pinched.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-5220960762512624682</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-15T01:07:00.916-04:00</atom:updated><title>Happy</title><description>Hello!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my wrench couple.  Don't they look happy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/wrenchcouple08.png"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Birthday, Matty!</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/happy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-7371171023472079145</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-08T21:56:37.374-04:00</atom:updated><title>No further proof required</title><description>Laura's ankle has now been rankled.&lt;br /&gt;June must go!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Join me in armed revolt!&lt;br /&gt;No?&lt;br /&gt;OK.&lt;br /&gt;Ankled then?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/stoolsagain08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/no-further-proof-required.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-223206876034926796</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-08T08:50:46.461-04:00</atom:updated><title>101 in the shade</title><description>That's the forecast for tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;If I were me I'd stay inside and do inside things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/monkeysoap08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/101-in-shade.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-8773976988713254276</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-06T07:48:44.875-04:00</atom:updated><title>Ouch</title><description>June should be abolished.&lt;br /&gt;The month has just gotten started.  But still.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/june08.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/ouch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-2651314039669591108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-04T06:22:12.588-04:00</atom:updated><title>Ah, nature...</title><description>There's a bird outside my window and its chirp sounds like that one kid's laugh on &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Simpsons.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a mob of noisy raccoons at Laura's.&lt;br /&gt;And there were bugs all over the garage last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/snailtapes.png"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/ah-nature.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-7092861749209489064</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-01T20:09:55.289-04:00</atom:updated><title>The Big Game</title><description>Only a few left.&lt;br /&gt;Sammy is worried some wild pitch will get him in the face (again).  Poor lil fella!  He says he hates it, but he's really pretty good at it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/gooddayforagame.jpg"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/06/big-game.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101317.post-2233007723865231214</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 01:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-28T21:39:33.445-04:00</atom:updated><title>Whatever you think is best</title><description>Notebooks, what good are notebooks?  They won’t help me survive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2008 Drawing of the Year, in progress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2007/04/lucky.html"&gt;2007&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2006/11/happy-election-day.html"&gt;2006&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apologies for the "old blog template settings allowed for larger pictures but now they overlap the sidebar" issue.&lt;br /&gt;Wait.  I'm not sorry.  It is what it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/notebookswhatgoodarenotebooks.jpg"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.everythingnotrelated.com/2008/05/whatever-you-think-is-best.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christopher)</author></item></channel></rss>